bumblewhore:

***disclaimer: You will be so shwasted hammered you guys so no driving home after, it won’t matter though because you won’t be able to find your keys through your boosy delusional fog

Take a shot anytime

• People show up to Brian’s house unannounced
• Someone says the phrase “Let’s go to Babylon”
• Someone says the phrase “Let’s go to Woodys”
• Mike mentions Captain Astro
• There are nipples
• There’s glitter
• Justin says something uncharacteristically smart at an uncomfortable time
• Brian screws someone he works with
• Brian says “what are you doing?”
• There’s Heterophobia
• A straight person is ridiculously bias
• The Gays are mean to Lesbians
• Babylon has a weird theme night [aka dyke night or cowboys or leather]
• A straight person hooks up with a gay person 
• Brian rips a condom open with his teeth
• Emmett does something overly feminine 
• Brian is high
• They refer to themselves as gay slurs
• Melanie is mad
• Melanie insults Brian
• Mike ruins his own relationships
• Mike gets jealous over Justin
• Someone’s in the hospital
• They talk about porn
• people are naked
• Something happens that makes you want to cry
• Someone comes to Brian for money
• the shaky camera is used to simulate being drunk, high or hungover
• Babylon plays music from the 80’s/90’s
• Brian needs to get a new car

Waterfall every time

• Gus is on camera
• Daphne
• Brian tells Justin to go away but he doesn’t
• Ted puts himself down
• Momma Novontny calls Justin “Sunshine”
• Mike is mean to his momma 
• If they’re hanging out at the diner 
• Someone says Justin is hot
• Justin is rude to his mother

Finish your drink when

• Brian wakes up naked anywhere
• Brian goes to the back room
• Brian calls Gus “Sonny boy”
• Mike is overly depressed over something small

Stop Drinking if

• Justin actually leaves Brian alone
• Emmett makes a commitment he sticks with for the rest of the episode
• Melanie and Lindsay can make it through a full episode without fighting
• Momma Novontny hit’s Mike for being rude

(Source: bitterbumblebitch)